You're just too good to be true,
Can't take the ball off of you,
You've got a heavenly touch,
You pass like Souness to Rush,
And when we're all drunk in the bars,
We can't believe that you're ours,
You're just to good to be true,
Can't get the ball off of you...
Oh Steven Gerrard, we know you hate Man U
Oh Steven Gerrard, you hate the blueshite too
Oh Steven Gerrard
Your a red through & through.

Tune: the adams family-
In our defensive foursome
He's absolutely awesome
From corners he will score some
It's Sami Hyypia!
Luis Garcia
He Drinks San-Gria
He Came From Barca
To Bring Us Joy
He's 5 Foot 7
He's Football Heaven
Oh Please, Don't Take Our Luis Away

Tune: Alouette
Oohhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca,
Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead (Oh we Love yer Baldy 'ead )
yer Baldy 'ead, yer Baldy 'ead
You're Gary Mac, (You're Gary Mac)
OOhhh! Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Mac
Oh we loved yer Derby Goal
(Repeat format as above, for each new line.)
Oh we loved yer Barca Pen
Oh we loved yer Spurs Peno
Oh we loved yer Coventry Goal
Oh we loved yer Bradford Goal
Oh we loved yer Dortmund Pen
Oh we love your sweet right foot
Oh we got you on a free
Oh we went and won all 3
Oh Gary Macca, Gary Gary Macca, Gary Macca, Gary Gary Mac!!!!

gary mac, gary mac, gary, gary mac.
he's got no hair
but we dont care
gary, gary mac.

(To the tune of "This Old Man")
One-nil down, two-one up
Michael Owen won the cup
When a top class Paddy pass
Gave the lad the ball
Poor old Arsenal won f**k all

We won it at Wem-ber-ly
We' won it in Gay Paris
In 77 and '84 it was Rome
We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times
When Emlyn lifted it high
He lit up the Roman sky
Thommo in Paris and Souness did it as well
We've won it five times
We've won it 5 ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times
At Wembley we won it at home
Took 26,000 to Rome
20,000 to Paris when we won it again
We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times
Stevie G's eyes lit up
As he lifted the European Cup
21 years and now its coming back home
We've won it five times
We've won it five ti-i-imes
In Istanbul, we won it five times
Greece line to follow

To the tune of "Ten Green Bottles":
First European Cup, was won in It-a-ly,
Terry Mac, Tommy Smith, and Neal he made it three,
Monchengladbach mangled, by the team of Bob Paisley,
Oh the first European Cup, we won in It-a-ly!
Second European Cup, was won In Wemb-er-ley,
Goodnight Brugge, All hail King Ken-ny,
What a night in London! Oh what a mem-or-y!
Oh the second European Cup, we won in Wemb-er-ley!
Third European cup, was won in Paris, France,
Eighty-Second min-ute, and Barney took his chance,
Real Mad-rid sent packin’, in the ci-ty of Romance,
Oh the third European cup, we won in Paris, France!
Fourth European cup, was won in It-a-ly,
Brucie’s Wobbly Legs, and a pen by Ken-ne-dy,
Now we’d four, when before we’d only three,
Oh the Fourth European Cup, we won in It-a-ly!
Fifth European Cup, was won in Is-tan-bul,
Three-Nil, Three-All, What a Mi-ra-cle,
Now it’s here forever, to stay in Liv-er-pool,
Oh the Fifth European Cup, We won in Istanbul!

His armband proved he was a red, Torres, Torres.
"You'll never walk alone" it said, Torres, Tores
We got the lad from sunny spain
He gets the ball, he scores again
Fernando Torress, Liverpool's number 9
Bounce to the chorus -Na na na na etc etc
More songs than your average football club.